i want some whataburger. they have the best patty melt EVER. my booty is losing it’s oomph. probably because i sit on it all day :/
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Reblog if you’ll answer anything in your ask right now.
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Steve Martin in The Jerk.
Jesus can you show me just how far the east is from the west? I can’t bear to see the person I’ve been, come rising up again.




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